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You will receive one artist embellished reproduction of my original WTF jellyfish watercolor "Don't Worry. There's Enough ranch Dressing For Everyone."


Many years ago I was a waitress.

I was a waitress for many years.

Most customers are delightful, but some not so much.  It's sad that I can't remember all of the delightful ones but for some reason the guy that threw a bagel at Megan's head gets to be one of the most vivid memories. Or the lady that told me that I had such a lovely singing voice, it was a shame I was going to hell. Anyway. Sometimes those types of customers get very upset about very minor things, so I used to pretend I was a stewardess trying to assure them that a little turbulence did not mean the plane was going down.


I'm sorry we didn't give you enough ranch. I can get some more. The plane is still in the air. There's enough ranch dressing for everyone.


What does that have to do with jellyfish? Not a thing. I just really like jellyfish and I feel strongly that there is enough ranch dressing for everyone, so I married them to each other.


Reproductions of the original watercolor were printed on heavyweight cardstock. Each image is then embellished by me using graphite, ink, and colored pencil. Each resulting image is a signed, one of a kind piece.


Any watermarks are for online protection only. Your original art piece will arrive without the watermark, in an industrial compostable clear bag, with a recycled backing board.


Thank you for supporting artists and for buying original art.

WTF Jellyfish - Ranch Dressing

  • A portion of our proceeds are donated to environmental conservation efforts. We donate a minimum of $1,000 per year to Ocean Conservancy as part of their Business Champions for Sea Change Program. We also donate $1 to Mangrove Action Project for each package we ship. The sale of these pieces also helps to fund the direct clean-up of thousands of pieces and pounds of plastic trash, as well as helping to fund environmental education efforts.

    Please see our page on sustainability for information on how you can return your old or worn out Hey Lola jewelry to us for recycling.

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